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There's Nick from BSB driving from Orlando to the Meadowlands, Michelle Branch was driving from Sedona to the Meadowlands, and a Britney Spears who's driving from L.A. the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other and all cars go flying off in different directions. Michelle manages to climb out of the car and survey the damage. She looks at her twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise Nick scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. Britney just shakes her head and says to herself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
Nick walks over to Britney and Michelle and says, "Hey guys, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals." Britney thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends."
Michelle says "Let me see what else survived this wreck." So she pops open her trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.
She says to Britney and Nick, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship." Britney says, "You're right!" and she grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly a third of the bottle the Britney hands it to Nick and says, "Your turn! Nick sucks down a third and hands the bottle back to the Michelle.
Michelle puts the cap back on the bottle and says, "I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."


Backstage with Michelle Branch